What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.