What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.