Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Parma Jean

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We Surrender!

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Whatcha makin'?

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"