Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.