How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.