How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.