Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA