Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo