What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!