What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.