Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.