What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"