What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave