What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.