What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.