What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH