What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.