What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.