What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.