What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !