Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*