What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala