What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)