Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
They throw silverware on the ground!
The rest of your life.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Coala
