What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.