What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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Who else does this?

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It was 2 tired...

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Fish and ships.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.