How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D