Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.