Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...