Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.