Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What's 1+1?

2

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!