What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.