What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.