Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."