Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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Bob

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.