What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"