What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Loverpool!

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Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.