What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

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Fo Drizzle

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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England gets off scott-free.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!