What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!