What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"