What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".