What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.