What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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You don't want beef with me

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It was a boxer!

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He knew they were going to ice him.

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Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Miss.Steak

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Garbage gets picked up!

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Guaca-mole!

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Icy Dead People

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".