What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS