What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.