What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!