What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.