What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.