What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA