Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)