Necrophilia.
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Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Pop.
And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The location of the dirtbag.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Wanna pizza me
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
ctrl+v.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
Forget about it.
