Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)