Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.