What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment