What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk