What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment