Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.