If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
A A milk truck.
A eunucorn.
All the cows have horns
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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
Ka-Mayomayo
Because of all the sandwiches there.
It mistbehaved
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
With a shoe horn.
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Cross your legs
Because G had.
In Africa
Teacher's aides
Stand it on four bricks !
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
