If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
A A milk truck.
A eunucorn.
All the cows have horns
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Cyprus the bell !
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Because they've herd it all before
An udder failure.
A cartoon (car tune).
Omaha
A borkmark.
Beep repaired...
Elephino.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
