What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.