What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.