Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.