Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.