What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.