What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.