What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.