What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat