What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.