What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin