What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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It got toad away.

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They were PRONOUNS dead

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So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!