What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away