What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away