What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine