The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Flip it upside-down.
Mount Rushmore
Santa has just 3 Ho's...
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Not mine