The Tchernobyl cowboy.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
Mt. Rushmore
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Do you even, bro?
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Cancer
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Not mine