What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.