What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!