A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
A margarita hits the spot every time!
Single.
they all fell off a truck.
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.