What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.