What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
Kindle
They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Because of the "Pit"
A Ranged Marriage
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Using imperial units.
If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from
Natural logs.
She ran away from the ball.
Spine
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
A KitKat.
Because pulling out is work!!!
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Doughnuts.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
